• Revealed: Mugabe's Excuses To Tsvangirai For Not Swearing-In Governors
    OATH OF OFFICE: Despite promises and announcements from the MDC-T that their Governors and Resident Ministers would be sworn in by the end of August, the Zimbawean dictator, Robert "The Solution" Mugabe has now run away to Libya, where he is today, the last day of August. MDC Governors and Resident Ministers are still to be sworn in, as is Roy Bennett. MDC Ambassadors are still twiddling their thumbs here in Harare, waiting for the Almight Robert to make his mind up about posting them to their stations. Now we have impeccable information on what Mugabe is giving as the excuse for his failure to do any of the things agreed to with Tsvangirai. And the Prime Minister is swallowing it hook, line and sinker, as are his supporters. Like I have said before, the "Outstanding Issues" will remain outstanding for some time to come.



    Harare, Zimbabwe 31 August 2009

    Only moments ago, I got information about why exactly Robert "The Solution" Mugabe refuses to swear-in MDC Governors and Resident Ministers.

    Impeccable sources confirm that Mugabe is pleading poverty and that there is nothing much Tsvangirai can do about this, since even he himself has said publicly that the government is broke.

    Mugabe says the ZANU PF governors currently in their posts will not leave until their "packages" are paid as agreed between Mugabe and Tsvangirai.

    At the time of their agreement, soon after the MDC issued an ultimatum for the resolution of outstanding issues, the actual figures were not mentioned and Tsvangirai simply announced that the exit packages were to be "decided at a later stage".

    It now turns out that the six ZANU PF Governors and Resident Ministers to be "retrenched" will be paid around US$120 000 each, in addition to walking away with their official Mercedes Benz vehicles and pick-up trucks.

    It is the actual money that is now proving a sticking point.

    Mugabe's staff appear to be ecstatic about this turn of events. ZANU PF functionaries and officials are openly admitting that the excuse advanced by Mugabe is simply a ploy designed to bring pressure on Morgan Tsvangirai and the MDC-T.

    Essentially, by taking this line, Mugabe is hoping to squeeze Tsvangirai to go back to the West and ask for budgetary support funds, to be given directly to the Zimbabwe government. As I told you in the article: What Mugabe Told Zuma - the Zimbabwe dictator is now using the issue of "sanctions" to his advantage in this Inclusive Government.

    Everything that needs to be implemented, he says, needs money and the government does not have any. This explains why Zuma specifically said during his speech that the removal of sanctions will aid the speedy implementation of the Global Political Agreement's unresolved issues.

    So far, donors and especially Western governments, have insisted that they will only support humanitarian causes in Zimbabwe, paying the money to Non-Governmental organisations.

    Today, Mugabe is in Libya and even though MDC-T apologists and the party itself announced long ago that their Governors, Resident Ministers and Roy Bennett would be sworn in at the end of August, this has not happened and is unlikely to happen any time soon.

    They made a song and dance about it, despite our warnings that Mugabe's word should not be taken at face value. With the dictator, you only believe it when you see it.

    But MDC-T supporters are now imitating their president's new-found faith in the integrity of Mugabe and praising his "commitment" to the GPA while blaming unnamed "hardliners" for the setbacks they encounter.

    Perhaps the hardliners are forcing Mugabe not to honour his word on the Governors, resident ministers and Roy Bennett?

    Of course, you will not hear a single squeak coming from MDC-T supporters now on this issue, having been so humiliated by Mugabe.

    They must be feeling like fools.

    Mugabe wants money and will not do anything Tsvangirai and the MDC-T want until he gets that money from the West. Even the Constitution-making process is in limbo because Mugabe refuses to let donors fund the process, claiming that doing so compromises the end-result in favour of "imperialists and their agents."

    On the Constitution, he wants the money given to government, which will then disburse it to parliament for use in the process.

    Of course, we all know why Mugabe is so insistent on this:

    He wants his coffers filled up so that he can continue the politics of patronage, paying off his lackeys to keep them on side, punishing those who are out of favour by denying them access to those funds and so on.....

    The West sees through this and are baffled why Tsvangirai and his apologists think they can make a difference by playing Mugabe's game, and on the dictator's terms as well.



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  • Harare Photos Today - Part 1 Avondale Flea Market
    I quite liked the look of the multi-coloured canopy used to cover the huge car park at Avondale which is now used as the Flea Market



    This lady was busy packing goldfish at the Avondale Flea Market for a client when I showed up. The client was not too keen about being photographed, but I found her display of the fish and her tanks for sale delightful


    The Market is quite busy at weekends and remains the most well-known and best established Flea Market in Harare. The other markets that had cropped up were disbanded during Operation Murambatsvina, when "illegal businesses" were demolished by Mugabe's government in an effort o arrest the black market in foreign currency and also disperse opposition supporters in the urban areas





    Harare, Zimbabwe, 31 August 2009

    Someone in the diaspora asked me on Facebook if I could show him what Harare is like now, so I took these photos at Avondale Flea Market and Shopping Centre at the weekend.

    The Flea Market is as vibrant as ever and it continues to be popular.

    The Avondale Cinema Complex, popular as ever, especially with posers, continues to be one of the best places in Harare for a Sunday Afternoon coffee or brunch, before one takes in a movie.

    I will post the shopping centre photos themselves later on today if nothing happens to our wheezing and sputtering Internet connections!!


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  • Inclusive Government "Steals" Donor Funds
    This dying woman at Parirenyatwa hospital earlier this month had to lie out in the sun because doctors were on strike. It now emerges that the doctors' salaries had been topped up by donors but the extra money topped up did not appear in their accounts - it vanished into thin air, apparently misused by the Inclusive Government



    Harare, Zimbabwe 31 August 2009

    It is emerging now that the strike by doctors this month was brought about because the Inclusive government of Morgan Tsvangirai and Robert Mugabe misappropriated funds meant to pay these health workers.

    It is reliably understood that donors paid money to top-up doctors' and nurses salaries, and that the donors, who are understood to be British, had based their payments on doctors getting a minimum of US$400 each on top of the US$100 "allowance" that was being paid by the broke and moribund Inclusive Government.

    The leadership of health workers, who preferred to remain anonymous, revealed that, instead of getting their US$500 each, the highest paid doctor this last month got US$200.

    The Ministry of Health, now run by the MDC-Tsvangirai, failed to explain where the donor money went and this led the doctors to go on strike.

    Health workers I spoke to over the weekend and this morning were also insistent that apart from this curious disappearance of money they know to have been given to the government to pay their salaries, they are also unhappy about the conditions under which they work.

    One shocking revelation today was that premature babies are dying in incubators which have variously broken down or lack the necessary heating to keep the babies alive.

    A doctor who works at one of the major hospitals in Harare told me it is heartbreaking to have to watch people dying, knowing full well that they could easily be saved if he had the proper working equipment.

    "Zvinodhina so" - he lamented. The saying means "It pisses me off."

    Half the required equipment in the hospitals of Zimbabwe is not working, claimed the doctor. In addition, there is a frightening scarcity of drugs and medicines, even though donors have tried as best they can to supply some drugs.

    The doctor tells me that at Parirenyatwa (once the most advanced hospital in Southern Africa, it was a whites-only hospital under colonial rule) and Harare Hospital (which catered for blacks under colonialism), theft of drugs by hospital staff, even some senior ones, is rife.

    The doctor says you can not blame the staff, underpaid as they are. The Ministry knows about these thefts and prefers to turn a blind eye "unless someone gets completely out of hand."

    AIDS and HIV patients are particularly hard-hit, especially as it emerges now that the National AIDS Council has been using money collected from taxpayers to fund junkets and luxurious lifestyles while neglecting completely to buy ARVs which AIDS need to alleviate their suffering.

    As it turns out, I was also in a meeting with a senior diplomat at a western embassy here in Harare this morning who revealed to me that the donor community knows about the abuse of funds by the Inclusive Government.

    He claims the new lot in the government is just as bad as the old one. The difference, he explained to me, is that, with ZANU PF, the approach is "each man for himself and God for us all".

    Meaning, of course, that each minister or party functionary in ZANU PF makes his own plans about putting his or her hand in the cookie jar.

    "With the new crowd, they sit down as a group to decide what percentage of money donated goes to them. According to seniority, they then allocate each other varying sums of money from the pot."

    The diplomat claims the donor community are aware of this, and that they know that 30% of money donated for humanitarian needs is being pocketed by the Inclusive Government. Considering that 70% of the money gets to the intended recipients, the donor community feel that there is nothing else really they can do.

    But these revelations show just why the donor community is reluctant to help this moribund Inclusive Government. Their approach at the moment is to do the barest minimum to keep Zimbabweans' bodies and souls together.

    What strikes me as cold-hearted, however, is that the Inclusive Government of Morgan Tsvangirai and Robert Mugabe went ahead and fired the doctors even though they knew that had broken promises and pledges made to these doctors.

    Even though they knew they had misused money donated specifically to augment the salaries of the overworked health professionals.

    Even though they knew that our health institutions are short missing 60% of the doctors they need to operate properly.

    The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?

    And the MDC-T, especially, had the gall to campaign in March last year using the slogan "Change You Can Trust"? This is the change they spoke about? And what exactly are we supposed to trust in all this thievery and heartlessness?

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  • Mugabe Family Photo - Attending the Agricultural Show
    The Mugabe Family at the Harare Showgrounds on Friday: from left is Robert Mugabe Jnr, Bona Mugabe, who is at University in Hong Kong and whose house there was the subject of international attention when it was photographed by the Sunday Times of London, then Chatunga Mugabe, the last born and Grace Mugabe, the First Lady.




    Harare, Zimbabwe, 31 August 2009

    It appears Robert "The Solution" Mugabe's daughter, Bona, flew back with her father from Dubai last week and the whole family was at the Showgrounds for the opening of the Harare Agricultural Show by Jacob Zuma.

    I just wonder what the deal is with Robert Junior and Chatunga straightening their hair!


    I thought you may enjoy this photograph, published over the weekend here in Zimbabwe.


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  • We Were Right. Again.
    Trudy Stevenson is going to Senegal as ambassador, it has now been confirmed today. Mutambara faced the humiliation of his first choice, Siyabonga Ncube, running away from the training. The media caught up with him as he ran around to try and buy a car in the city under the MPs Car Loan Scheme, which he considered a better way to spend his time than training to be an ambassador. The confusion in the Mutambara MDC is being fuelled by the machinations of Morgan Tsvangirai, who is courting Mutambara's MPs openly and even using the Speaker of parliament in some of his dirty tricks.



    Harare, Zimbabwe, 30 August 2009

    Today the Sunday Mail finally caught up with the scoop I gave you last week regarding Trudy Stevenson being an ambassador by the smaller MDC led by Arthur Mutambara, also one of the Deputy Prime Ministers of Zimbabwe.


    It turns out Stevenson is not going to Sudan as I had announced. A friend on Facebook did point out when I posted the article that we have no embassy in Sudan.


    Instead, Stevenson is going to Senegal, the French-speaking North African country when and if Mugabe decides that he is going to post the MDC ambassadors.


    As I told you in that scoop story, the appointment of Stevenson, who is the MDC Mutambara Secretary for Research and Policy was in response to the refusal by the party's first choice, Siyabonga Ncube, to take up that post.


    He ran away from the training of these new ambassadors being done by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs without telling his party after Morgan Tsvangirai promised him heaven, earth and the galaxy if he crossed over to the MDC-Tsvangirai together with the suspended Mutambara MPs and others that Tsvangirai is courting.


    Siyabonga Ncubes appointment was supposed to create a parliamentary vacancy for Gibson Sibanda, Deputy President of the MDC to fill. He is currently in government illegally (as Minister of something or other in Mutambara's office) because the Constitution clearly states that he can only hang on to that job if he is a member of the legislature.


    What has now happened is that Mutambara has been forced to downgrade the position of his deputy president. He is no longer referred to as a Minister but is officially known as a "Special Advisor in the Office of The Deputy Prime Minister!


    Tsvangirai is causing havoc in the MDC-M. He is seriously courting Mutambara MPs in order to avert the disappearance of his parliamentary majority in the wake of the assault on it by Mugabe through the arrests of MDC Tsvangirai MPs.


    In doing this, Tsvangirai has also enlisted the help of the Speaker of Parliament, who is the MDC-Tsvangirai chairman. He has been attending meetings held by the MPs Mutambara expelled and addressing them as an MDC Tsvangirai official.


    Mutambara and the best Constitutional brains in Zimbabwe, Welshman Ncube (Secretary General of the MDC-M) had to issue a public statement accusing the Speaker of corruption and threatening to report him to the Anti-Corruption Commission if he failed to kick the dismissed parliamentarians out of the House.


    The Speaker complied one day ahead of the deadline they had given him.


    These expelled MPs are an enigma.


    Some people think that they won their seats only because of their personal popularity and hence will carry the seats for MDC-Tsvangirai at by-elections.


    Others point out that they were standing under the banner of Simba Makoni's presidential candidature. Makoni got 45% of the vote in Matabeleland, where the MPs have their seats and it is thought that their wins were informed by how people voted in the presidential election.


    All the same, it will be a bruising battle for these seats, especially now that it has been confirmed that Mugabe refuses to consider extending the ban on the GPA parties contesting the seats against each other in the by-elections.

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  • MDC-T Announces The Death Of Zimbabwe
    One foreign journalist observed in March this year that the MDC seem to be "in awe" of Mugabe after he observed the way they behaved at the swearing in and the subsequent meeting he attending, including the one above, at the launch of Finance Minister Tendai Biti's STERP, which has failed completely, with not a single thing wished for in it being realised. Now Biti says the West is not going to help after all and that he and Tsvangirai will take the Mugabe route and try to use whatever resources are in Zimbabwe to bring about recovery!!!!





    Harare, Zimbabwe, 30 August 2009

    Zimbabwe;s Finance and Secretary-General of the MDC-Tsvangirai has effectively announced the death of Zimbabwe by telling the media today that the moribund Inclusive MisGovernment has given up all hope of getting aid from outsiders and will now instead seek to find the money it needs locally.

    He says the idea of expecting anything from the West "is a joke".

    Of course, you will recall me being vilified when I said in March this year that no aid would come from the West and that before long Tendai Biti and Morgan Tsvangirai will be shouting at Britain and America in frustration.

    MDC and Tsvangirai apologists said I was dreaming and that Tsvangirai wuold deliver the aid and I would be shamed. They have now been shamed.

    This is extremely significant, this announcement from Biti. He specifically said "Zimbabwe is now on its own." Which is what some of us have been telling him all along.

    To fully appreciate that this means the death of Zimbabwe, there are few things we need to understand. So, the context then, is as follows:

    Was it not the MDC-T itself that, when it was still an opposition outside government, insisted repeatedly that the only way Zimbabwe could emerge from this financial morass was through the aid given to it by donors and aid agencies?

    Was it not Tsvangirai and his party who, during their various campaigns for office, including last year in March, insisted that they had "partners just ready and waiting for a signal from us to release US$10 billion" to aid Zimbabwe's recovery?

    That signal has now been given, has it not, with Tsvangirai touring the world and telling anyone who will listen that he and Mugabe are now best buddies, committed to the Inclusive MisGovernment and that all this was not reversible?

    Where are those partners now?

    Still, the more important thing to take from this announcement is that it means there is no recovery on the horizon in Zimbabwe. Things will now get worse, much worse.

    Why?

    Because what Tendai Biti has announced is no different from what Mugabe has been doing all along: trying to use internal resources to revive the economy.

    As Mugabe struggled to do this, frozen out of the International community, the MDC-T jumped up and down like excited children, deriding (rightly so) these moves by Mugabe, saying it was all wasted effort, Zimbabwe would never recover until it re-engaged the Western powers with deep pockets.

    So the MDC-T are now doing exactly what they have been telling us for a decade can not be done. They are now pursuing the same "Look Home" policy they have always maintained does not have a snowball's chance in hell of making an impact?

    You see, we would at least get some confidence if the MDC-T had demonstrated while in power that they actually have substantive policies that can harness that local potential, the potential they now agree with Mugabe is all they have.

    But, the MDC-T has demonstrated so far that it does not have a single policy initiative different from that of ZANU PF and Mugabe.

    I will give US$50 to anyone who points out to me just one policy initiative from Tsvangirai that is different from Mugabe's, one that he has tabled and implemented as per his mandate.

    Instead of acting differently from Mugabe, the MDC has adopted his way of doing thing, be it firing striking doctors, controlling prices (the daftest decision this Inclusive Government has ever made, which ensures that there is no prospect of service delivery improving).

    The government of Morgan Tsvangirai (he is responsible for policy formulation and implementation, he keeps telling us, making this his government), has taken up Mugabe's approach to the Land Question, it has threatened companies like Telone, the telephone company and even the cellphone companies, DIRECTING them to reduce prices regardless of viability concerns.

    Tsvangirai has failed to resolve the issue of Zimbabwe's massive mineral deposits, including gold and diamonds, with his own minister, who is deputising the Mining portfolio, instead adopting the Mugabe line and denying all evidence of abuses at the Chiadzwa diamond fields to the world.

    Tsvangirai himself denies that there are continuing land invasions, taking Mugabe's line that the problem is white farmers who will not leave their properties, which have been acquired by his government.

    Tendai Biti's own programmes, STERP and the 100-day Wishlist, are nothing but fanciful lists of Zimbabwe's woes, ending in an appeal to the world to give the government money to resolve them.

    As a western diplomat told us towards the launch of Mavambo on July 1 this year:

    "There is no plan in place and we keep asking Tendai to give us detailed requirements. He needs US$8 billion, is all he will say." The diplomat says it is not clear from any presentation what the US$8 million is for exactly and that his government ( a European one), would have been glad to told, for instance, how much tar, gravel etc is needed to resurface Zimbabwe's roads, after which they themselves would procure those materials and deliver them to the Zimbabwe Roads Agency.

    But the MDC is failing even this test, instead turning around and demanding the money a la Mugabe, so that they can set their own priorities, such as buying luxury vehicles and houses for themselves.

    In essence, then, Mugabe and Tsvangirai are peas in a pod. Their approaches to Zimbabwe's problems are now confirmed to have converged.

    As a result, it is now almost certain that Zimbabwe will remain in a quagmire. SADC can not help with funds. Africa does not the money. And the West is now written off. Even the East, Mugabe's preferred partner, is proving coy when it comes to giving aid and donations.

    Just as an aside, Biti, in the same interview carried by state media today, is already speaking of next year's budget and saying his strategy to be unveiled then will have a "three to four year horizon".

    The significance of this is that it shows all and sundry that the MDC-T is now intent on staying in the Inclusive Government for five years. They are not moving out even as the people groan under the intolerable burdens imposed on them by this bloated and voracious regime of Mugabe and Tsvangirai.


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  • What Mugabe Told Zuma
    Robert "The Solution" Mugabe with Jacob Zuma at the Harare Agricultural Show yesterday. Mugabe made Zuma's job extremely difficult by heaping the blame for the impasse on Tsvangirai and the MDC, whom he accused of doing nothing about holding up their end of the bargain.




    Harare, Zimbabwe, August 29 2009

    Sorry for the late update, but internet connectivity for me today was a nightmare. I was briefly able to log onto the net in the morning and then it all went haywire. I understand an upgrade is being done by the useless government-owned company that sees to things like this.

    I am now using an alternative route to post this and it is to be expected that the Government company in charge will fail to finish their upgrade until sometime after Mugabe dies!!! It will be a long wait, either way.

    Enough of that.

    I now have information on the case that Mugabe presented to Jacob Zuma, which informed teh South African leader's stance yesterday as he met with the political "leaders" here.

    Mugabe, I am told, informed Zuma that this government was a compromise and that he expected the MDC and Tsvangirai to pull their weight in ensuring that it works. He claimed Tsvangirai is not doing this and even warned Zuma that he will not be able to keep the "hotheads" in his party at bay if he is seen continually to be giving in to Tsvangirai without Tsvangirai doing his part.

    Zuma apparently asked what Tsvangirai was expected to do and Mugabe inevitably trotted out the issue of sanctions.

    The significant new thing that came out of the meeting, however, was how apparent it was that Mugabe is still extremely bitter about Tsvangirai's refusal to label the "sanctions" as just that, instead calling them "restrictive measures."

    Mugabe told Zuma that he had confronted Tsvangirai with this specific charge at their last weekly report-back meeting, something the Prime Minister confirms.

    To Mugabe, the fact that Tsvangirai refuses to acknowledge "sanctions" is an indication that the Prime Minister is not serious about calling for the lifting of such things as ZIDERA in America and other restrictions placed on Zimbabwe's ability to borrow internationally by both the US and Europe.

    I am told that those who were with Mugabe during this meeting heard him for the first time accuse the Prime Minister of saying one thing in public while saying the opposite in private on this issue during his last trip overseas to drum up support for this moribund Inclusive MisGovernment.

    Mugabe specifically told Zuma that the Prime Minister had requested President Obama to bar the ZANU PF minister of foreign affairs who was travelling with him from attending their meeting at the White House.

    Mugabe says Tsvangirai did this so that he could privately tell Obama to maintain ZIDERA (the Zimbabwe Democracy and Economic Recovery Act) as well as retain all the other restrictions placed on Zimbabwe at Bretton Woods and elsewhere.

    Mugabe went on to say that his party, ZANU PF, was convinced that Tsvangirai was still working for a "regime change" agenda and was, therefore not sincere. He claimed that Tsvangirai has spoken to Hillary Clinton during her visit to South Africa recently and that he had it "on good authority" that regime change was the topic.

    It is not clear whether the conversation was by phone from Harare, which would have been fairly daft of Tsvangirai. Still......

    The Zimbabwean dictator asked specifically why he should "always be giving in" when Tsvangirai was making no attempt to meet him half way and instead seeking to "undermine the government and legitimate authority in Zimbabwe".

    I am told that the upshot was that Mugabe pointedly told Zuma that unless and until sanctions are removed, he is not going to give in to anything else, saying he had "already done enough to show my goodwill. Ask Mr Tsvangirai what he has done to show his goodwill," Mugabe told Zuma.

    Mugabe was insistent that the biggest outstanding issue in the GPA was this issue of sanctions and he specifically said the travel ban on him and his people can stay: he wants access to capital, to be able to borrow on the international stage from such bodies as the Bretton Woods Institutions.

    Do not expect to see any movement at all on any of the issues that remain outstanding until Tsvangirai makes some major concessions to Mugabe, as he had started doing before Zuma arrived. I explained that in my article entitled Tsvangirai Reduced To Begging Mugabe.

    So, same same, then. No change from my prediction of a long sweltering summer.

    Perhaps while I am still at it, I can urge Nelson Chamisa, the Mercedes-Benz ML-driving MDC minister in charge of all thing internet to pull his finger out and get on with fulfilling the grandiose promises he made in that 100-day wishlist.

    No much chance though, especially with Tsvangirai describing the performance of his government as "dismal" , like he did last week!!!

    Like I said when the so-called STERP was launched, these people really haven't the foggiest what they are doing.

    And that is scary.

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  • Zuma Speaks Loudly And Carries A Small Stick, Delights Mugabe With Call For Lifting Of Sanctions
    Robert "The Solution" Mugabe rides again: Seen here with Zuma as they toured exhibition stands at the Harare Agricultural Show earlier today, Mugabe sat quietly and nodded effusively when Zuma called for sanctions against Zimbabwe to be lifted and not so effusively when he called on all parties to the Inclusive Government to remove impediments to the full implementation of the Global Political Agreement that gave birth to this limping Mugabe-Tsvangirai regime. Nothing was solved by Zuma today in Harare. Absolutely nothing. He leaves behind the same mess he found when he landed yesterday.




    Harare, Zimbabwe, 28 August 2009


    An American president once said in politics, one should speak softly and carry a large stick.

    Today, Jacob Zuma did the opposite.

    While addressing thousands of people at the official opening of the Harare Agricultural Show as it approaches its traditionally busy last weekend, Zuma praised the Inclusive Government and said he is happy about the progress made so far, citing "consensus on national healing and reconciliation" as one area that pleased him. This is despite the fact the process is so deeply flawed that it will deepen the wounds of Zimbabweans instead of healing them.

    Zuma also praised the economic situation in Zimbabwe, saying Tendai Biti's STERP bore "the hallmarks" for success.

    In addition, despite widespread reports in the independent media in Zimbabwe this week that the constitution-making process has bogged down in petty fighting, Zuma also praised this process.

    Zuma did not bring out the big stick against Mugabe, preferring the quiet way of alluding to the need for the principals in the Inclusive Government to "remove all obstacles to the implementation of agreements made under the Global Political Agreement."

    It is a sign of the tight rope Zuma has had to walk in his quest to try and solve the Zimbabwe problem.

    Tsvangirai wanted an unequivocal condemnation of Mugabe and his smoke and mirrors game. He has been asking Zuma to try and force Mugabe's hand on issues the MDC considers to be outstanding, notably the issues of Reserve Bank Governor Gideon Gono and Attorney General Johannes Tomana.

    Mugabe, on the other hand, told the visiting South African leader that his party was also unhappy about its own outstanding issues, mainly sanctions, which he still blames the MDC-T for, insisting that they called for them.

    He repeated his charge that certain named (white) MDC-T officials helped in the crafting of the Zimbabwe Democracy and Economic Recovery Act (ZIDERA) in the United States. Tendai Biti has also recently called for the act to be repealed by the Americans, but to no avail.

    So, instead of dismissing the concerns of Mugabe as superficial and playing up the MDC-T concerns, Zuma has decided to play the "quiet diplomacy game" by calling for all leaders to ensure that outstanding issues are resolved.

    This means he has left room for both Mugabe and Tsvangirai to claim that he was talking about the other party when he made the call.

    To Mugabe's delight, Zuma also called for the lifting of "sanctions against Zimbabwe" by the international community, asking them as he did with Mugabe and Tsvangirai, to "remove all other obstacles holding back economic development in Zimbabwe."

    So, it was diplomacy yet again that triumphed. Both parties can claim to have got what they wanted out of the visit by Zuma, but the one who really wins is Mugabe, because Zuma failed to convince him to give in to any MDC-T demands.

    As Zuma flies out of Harare tonight, he leaves behind him the same situation he found here.

    He has made the right noises, but he leaves both parties still holding on to their positions.

    Tsvangirai, despite now being a national (government) leader, still appears not to understand that you can never expect a Head of State or even a government to take sides in an internal dispute, which is what the "outstanding issues" are. That can only happen when a state of war exists between two countries or states.

    But, with Mugabe still feted at SADC Heads of State meetings, still heading both government and state in Zimbabwe, it boggles the mind how anyone with a modicum of common sense would think that Zuma would read the riot act to Mugabe.

    Prudently, and as was to be expected, the SA leader chose not to take sides and his calls today can be seen by ZANU PF as directed at the MDC-T to quickly address the issue of sanctions as demanded by Mugabe, while the MDC-T can point to it as a call for Mugabe to resolve the appointments of governors, Roy Bennett, Gideon Gono and Attorney General Tomana.

    Seriously now, do you think anyone has won after this?


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  • Images From Zuma's Visit Today At Harare Showgrounds With Mugabe

    Harare, Zimbabwe, 28 August 2009








    In this last photo, Morgan Tsvangirai is seen leaving the Rainbow Towers (Sheraton Hotel) earlier today after meeting with Jacob Zuma to cry on his shoulders about Mugabe's transgressions and sins. It does not appear as if anything was solved, but it is early days yet. We will see.


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  • Tsvangirai Now Reduced To Begging Mugabe
    There is a good reason why Robert "The Solution" Mugabe is looking smug and self-satisfied these days. Morgan Tsvangirai has now managed the unique feat of turning victory into defeat. Now on the back foot, he is having to play Mugabe's game, leaving him with no upper hand at all. The more insists that Mugabe's deviant behaviour will not result in him walking away from this deal, the more firmly impales himself on the horns of a dilemma.




    Harare, Zimbabwe, 28 August 2009

    It emerged this morning that Morgan Tsvangirai is now definitely on the back foot in dealings with Mugabe, as the dictator gains more and more confidence.

    Morgan Tsvangirai, two Mondays ago, was reduced to begging Mugabe to give him breathing room, citing pressure from "hardliners" within the MDC, whom he told Mugabe were pressuring him to quit the Coalition.

    The biggest bargaining chip Mugabe now hold is that of by-elections and two Mondays ago, Tsvangirai brought up the subject in his weekly meetings with Mugabe, where sanctions were also discussed.

    He requested from the dictator that they get together to subvert the democratic process and hold off holding by-elections for the seats that are falling vacant as MDC-T MP and MDC-T MP falls by the wayside, victims of a well-crafted and evil strategy by Mugabe to whittle the MDC majority in parliament down.

    With September 15 now on the horizon and no by-election yet called, it is now almost certain that ZANU PF will be contesting against MDC-T in those by-elections, because the agreement not to stand against each other in by-elections falls away on September 15 this year.

    Tsvangirai has not learnt anything from his dealings with Mugabe, it would appear, because Mugabe is demanding that the issue of Roy Bennett and that of governors be set aside and forgotten if ZANU PF is to agree to waive its right to contest MDC-T seats after September 15.

    It is now also alleged from within ZANU PF that this is the main reason why MDC-T ambassadors have not been posted to their stations yet.

    It is amazing that this tinpot dictator, who could not even form a government all of last year because Tsvangirai had him on the back foot, has managed to turn the tables so stunningly against the man who should be president of Zimbabwe if he had all his wits about him- Morgan Tsvangirai.

    Here, then is what you will happening in the next few weeks:

    In return for promises to give him his governorships and post his ambassadors, Tsvangirai is going to agree to Mugabe's demands that he drop all claims against Gideon Gono and the Attorney General. Mugabe will also insist that the issue of Roy Bennett be shelved.

    He has already asked Tsvangirai to find an alternative, saying the appointment of Bennett was being viewed as confrontational humiliation of the president and his Land Reform programme.

    It is likely that Tsvangirai will agree to all this, since he is now in appeasement mode, playing quiet diplomacy with Mugabe while his supporters look on clueless, defending the indefensible.

    I say the Prime Minister still has not learnt anything from his dealings with Mugabe because, once he agrees to these demands, what guarantee does he have that Mugabe will then uphold his end of the bargain.

    Meantime, Mugabe and ZANU PF continue to gain confidence as it dawns on them that they are dealings with amateurs and political moonlighters in the MDC-T, with Didymus Mutasa, a long-standing but discredited crony of Mugabe telling the media this week that "The MDC must grow up, they are behaving like babies."

    He twisted the knife further: "There will be no negotiations on those appointments (of Reserve Bank Governor and Attorney General."

    Meantime, ZANU PF continues to run riot in the country, now freed from the burden of policy formulation and implementation which, as the Prime Minister never tires of telling us, is now his "mandate".

    Like I said a few days ago, it will be a long and sweltering summer!!


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  • We Are Proved Right As Mugabe Is Confirmed To Have Reneged
    Long Walk To Swearing-in: This is the only swearing in that Mugabe has done so far - that of cabinet ministers. Roy Bennett and governors are still not sworn in and the Zimbabwe Independent confirms what my regular readers knew more than a month ago: that Mugabe has gone back on his word and now refuses to swear in MDC governors. But the paper has it wrong on the reasons for the refusal to swear them in, as my regular readers will also know.



    Harare, Zimbabwe, 28 August 2009

    About a month ago, I told you on this very blog that Mugabe was backtracking on the appointment of MDC governors as agreed with Tsvangirai and Mutambara.

    At the time, wide-eyed and clueless MDC-T apologists dismissed the scoop, insisting that Mugabe had "no choice."

    Today, the Zimbabwe Independent carries an article entitled: "Stalemate Beckons As ZANU PF Reneges on Governors".

    Of course, this is not news to readers pf this blog. But the Independent has it wrong in terms of the reasons it gives for Mugabe's backtracking.

    The paper claims that ZANU PF wants to use the issue of governors as a bargaining chip for Gono and Attorney-General Tomana to stay on in their posts.

    Nothing could be further from the truth. As I told you earlier this month on this blog, Mugabe and ZANU PF are now banking on the MDC-T losing its majority in parliament.

    The "division of labour" we see now in the Inclusive-But-Moribund Government is based on the election results from March 2008. Tsvangirai, as you will recall, was actually against those elections, saying they breached the spirit of the talks then underway, which had started in 2005.

    If the MDC loses its majority, as is now almost certain under current circumstances, the very basis of the composition of the Inclusive Government will fall away.

    So, Mugabe, in reneging on the deal to appoint MDc governors, is putting forward this same argument.

    In fact, on the governors, Tsvangirai had insisted that the provinces where the opposition has the most seats should go to that opposition party. Now, however, in provinces like diamond-rich Manicaland, where MDC-T MPs are under siege, that advantage faces the risk of falling away.

    So, yes, Mugabe has backtracked, just as I told you and now all those MDC-T apologists who were shouting and screaming blindly have put their tails between their legs.

    You will not be hearing from them on this one, I can assure you, apart from their impotent shouts and insults directed at the dictator Mugabe, who is smiling knowingly to himself right now, glad to have outwitted Tsvangirai and his hapless supporters yet again.


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  • Zuma Visit - Dashed Hopes and Expectations
    Robert "The Solution" Mugabe and Jacob Zuma are seen here last night at the State dinner hosted by the Zimbabwean dictator for the South African leader who is in the country to open the Harare Agricultural Show. Zuma will leave today for South Africa and it is unlikely that he will have resolved anything in the single day he is here, although he met both Mugabe and Tsvangirai separately last night.



    Harare, Zimbabwe, 28 August 2009

    Morgan Tsvangirai was at the Harare Showgrounds yesterday where he backtracked, telling journalists that South African president Jacob Zuma was not in Zimbabwe to confront Mugabe about unfulfilled promises.

    Tsvangirai specifically said:

    "President Zuma is here to Open the Agricultural Show."

    This betrays the delusions of his misguided supporters and apologists who had started celebrating ahead of the arrival of the SA leader saying that he was going to read the riot act to Mugabe.

    Zuma himself, speaking at the State House last night where a State dinner was hosted for him by Robert "The Solution" Mugabe, the South African leader said he was happy with the progress made so far by the Inclusive government, while echoing Tsvangirai's sentiments that the challenges that remain are not "insurmountable."

    What this means is that as Zuma jets back to South Africa today, we are left exactly where we were before he came here.

    Roy Bennet is still not sworn in, nor are the governors from the MDCs. Ambassadors from both MDCs are still cooling their heels in Harare, with Mugabe pleading poverty as the reason why he can not post them to their stations.

    It really is doubtful that Zuma could solve anything on this flying visit, which is essentially a one day visit (he flies out today).

    As I said during my interview with SW Radio yesterday, Zimbabweans continue to believe that outsiders are the only people capable of solving Zimbabwe's problems and this has led them and leaders like Tsvangirai to take a back seat in the quest to resolve the problems of their own country.

    It is, more importantly, a reflection of the lack of faith people have in the MDC-T especially and Morgan Tsvangirai.

    Even MDC-T and Tsvangirai apologists seem unaware that their stance betrays their leader. They do not believe that he has what it takes to pick his way away Mugabe and the ZANU PF band of thieves.

    Having lost faith and hope in Tsvangirai, having realised that he does not have what it takes to get rid of Mugabe and the poisonous ZANU PF ruling class, they now seek to bully and intimidate the regional leadership into helping Tsvangirai become president.

    This is not going to happen any time soon.

    As one reader on the South African Mail Guardian blog asked last year when Tsvangirai was threatening to walk away unless he got sole control of the Home Affairs ministry, "What if Mugabe says no? What are they going to do to him?"

    Nothing, is the answer.

    Zuma also made it clear last night both at the airport and during the state dinner that he still considers himself a comrade of Mugabe and ZANU PF.

    Finally, those who continue to harbour the illusion that Zuma will be tougher on Mugabe than the hated Thabo Mbeki need to realise that last year, when Mothlanthe was president of South Africa, he also failed to move Mugabe, even as Tsvangira played the coy bride and threatened to scupper the whole deal.

    Mothlanthe was keeping the seat warm for Zuma. He was pursuing Zuma's agenda during his short reign and was taking instructions from the ANC president throughout. Yet he failed to bring Mugabe into line, which was easier back then that it would be now, when there is a government of national unity in place in Harare.

    The expectations foisted on Zuma are simply designed by MDC apologists to provide an alibi for the failures Tsvangirai is going to deliver to the democracy project in Zimbabwe before long.

    The point is to be able to find someone to blame when it eventually turns out that Tsvangirai has failed dismally to have any impact on Zimbabwe's intractable problems.

    Many countries have suffered under dictatorships before, some more brutal than Mugabe's and yet they themselves have always found solutions. The most spectacular example is the Soviet Union, whose people threw off the yoke of Communism all by themselves, led by courageous and crafty leaders like Boris Yeltsin.

    But some think Zimbabwe is special and Mugabe is a special kind of dictator who can not be defeated by his own people and their leaders.

    The democracy project in Zimbabwe as led and conceived by Tsvangirai has now collapsed and the search for scapegoats to blame in the region only exposes Zimbabweans to derision and mockery by their fellow Southern African citizens.

    The people will eventually be freed, but this is not something that will be done by Tsvangirai. It is clear to all but sheep that he has now failed and is seeking compromise with Mugabe and ZANU PF for his own personal comfort.


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  • Image Problem Now Resolved You may have noticed that I am having image problems with my articles starting yesterday and I am hoping to clear this up soon, even if it means I leave Blogger and host the Blog elsewhere.


    You can still click on the images to make them larger, though and view them in detail.


    The problem started when Blogger, who host this blog, changed their backend and there is now a fancy edit/compose interface when you post your articles.


    I suspect this is what the problem is and I will try and find a solution by the weekend.


    Rest assured things will be back to normal.

    UPDATE: I HAVE NOW SOLVED THIS AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE PHOTOS PROPER:Y ON THE BLOG NOW.

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  • Mugabe Health, More Facts Emerging
    Jacob Zuma, the South African president, landed in Harare at 5:30p.m. A State dinner which stared at 7:00p.m.for him is still in progress as I write this. BUT notice what I told you about Mugabe? Have you noticed how his face has suddenly changed from the gaunt image we saw before he left the country to go to Dubai? That's botox for you!






    Harare, Zimbabwe, 27 August 2009


    There has been much talk around my article on Mugabe's secret trip to Dubai, which most ordinary Zimbabweans are still in the dark about, although that story of mine was picked up by Reuters, The Times of South Africa and dozens of other publications around the world.

    What is emerging now is that Mugabe was "jittery" about his health even before the passing away of Vice-president Msika this month. I suppose at his age, this is to be expected.

    Those close to him say that he is now turning into a hypochondriac. He has always obsessed about his health and takes special care about what he eats (more of that later on) and the death of his close friend and associate, the Vice-president Msika, also got him reflecting.

    Mugabe has three health complaints right now, although only the prostate issue would be life-threatening if it has ever been found to be malignant. No one can say for sure on this specific ailment.

    One is blood pressure, supposedly, and it is this that he has explained to some people that causes "puffiness" around his face. Of course, it could well be that, instead of admitting to botox injections, he would rather explain his changing facial appearance this way. Having botox injections is a sign of vanity and he has always prided himself on his "humility" and "keeping it real".

    But the botox story is confirmed by those who have worked closely with him. The sources say this practice started a few years after he married Grace and around the time that cartoonists in Zimbabwe started drawing him looking shriveled up and gaunt.

    A more obvious give-away is the fact that, as everyone can see, Mugabe also now dyes his hair, a practice that he started only after his marriage to Grace. previously, the shock of white hair on his hairline was a trademark of his. So, vanity, then, explains the botox injections and the "puffiness" and not and blood pressure thingy.

    Mugabe other medical problem is his prostate, which is a normal thing for people his age. It is not in dispute that Mugabe has had this problem looked at. But what is not known is whether the prostate was found to be malignant or not.

    The continued visits to his urologist are seem by some as "precautionary", as in "check-up" to make sure everything is fine.

    Lastly, I am told that Mugabe also has a long-standing gastro-intestinal complaint. This apparently goes back years, perhaps even decades.

    It is because of this particular problem that Mugabe insists on what he sees as "wholesome food".

    When he travels abroad, he prefers to stay in houses or flats and not in hotels if he can help it, and he brings his own chef along with him.

    His diet, because of this ailment, consists of porridge in the mornings made mostly from maize (corn)-meal or millet flour.

    His sadza (Zimbabwe's staple food) is also made out of millet flower or rough-milled maize-meal, known in Zimbabwe as Roller Meal.

    Apart from this, he is also very particular about vegetables, with ZANU PF farms in every province sending him peas, green beans, spinach, potatoes and other vegetables every month.

    He is also quite partial to peanut butter and dried meat (biltong or beef jerky as the North American call it), which is cooked in Peanut butter for his meals. Some of you may recall that a couple of years back, staff on Air Zimbabwe flight to Singapore were fired on the spot after Mugabe and his wife complained about a spelling error on the menu.

    The story, which was covered by the Financial Gazette of Harare, was that the presidential menu on that flight included an option of dried meat in peanut butter. But it was written in Shona, the main local language.

    Where it should have read "Chimukuyu (biltong or dried meat) ne dovi (with peanut butter), the last word was misspelled on the menu so that it read "dodi" (excrement) instead of "dovi"(peanut butter).

    Anyway, that is just an aside.

    Mugabe has also previously told interviewers that he does yoga every morning, but those who have worked with him for decades dismiss this as nonsense. When he was still staying at State House in Harare (he now lives at his private mansion in Helensvale), every morning, he would use the concrete stairs at the back of one of the buildings there for exercise, climbing up and down those stairs for half an hour to 45 minutes before his bath and breakfast.

    When he travels, an exercise bike is now brought along and he uses this. I have no idea what he does at his home or whether he has had stairs installed there as well.

    The Zimbabwean dictator's health is almost a taboo subject within ZANU PF and within his government. Everyone knows better than to discuss it.

    He himself has previously described his close associates who discuss and speculate on his health as "witches waiting by the door for a person to die so that they can eat his flesh."

    That pretty much ended all open talk of his health.

    There is no doubt that the president is still in amazing health for an 85 year old.

    He has boasted on several occasions that he he knows for fact that he will reach at least the age of 105.


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  • "Police Are Corrupt" - ZANU PF Minister
    Nicholas Goche (above) is a senior minister in Mugabe's ZANU PF and has now come out openly to accuse the police of corruption. Perhaps he is unaware who it is that has encouraged that corruption in the police force. Next time he meets Mugabe or Police Commissioner-General Augustine Chihuri, he should ask them and I am sure they will tell him. Tsvangirai also added his voice to that of Goche, which is just yet more proof that today's speeches were mere politicking and not informed by any principle or plan of action



    Harare, Zimbabwe, 27 August 2009






    Yes, this is noteworthy and newsworthy in itself.

    One of Mugabe's most senior ministers and a ZANU PF negotiator in the process that led to the formation of the limping Coalition Government in Zimbabwe, Nicholas Goche, has publicly accused the police and vehicle inspection department (VID) of corruption at a Stakeholders' Conference held in Harare today.

    The conference was a Road Transport Stakeholders Conference on Disaster Mitigation.

    Goche, who is the minister of transport and communications in the Inclusive Government, told the gathering:

    "Traffic regulations are not being observed by corrupt law enforcement agencies, especially the police and VID."

    Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai, who delivered the keynote address, lamented the state of Zimbabwe's roads and blasted the underpaid and understaffed medical profession saying, "Our medical response is appalling and slow, , the state of our vehicles is worrying as most of them are not roadworthy. The state of our roads, especially major highways, is not good as most of them need to be redone."

    What is interesting, apart from the newsmaking value of a senior ZANU PF minister accusing the police of being corrupt (forgetting that the corruption has been incubated and hatched by his party) is the fact that both the minister and the Prime Minister are speaking as if they expect someone else to solve the problem.

    Today, although toll gates have now been installed in Zimbabwe, the money is not being used to repair roads but is instead being diverted to feed the immense greed and gluttony of this Inclusive Government.

    The tolls collected are going straight to Treasury to fung US$11 million foreign jaunts, US$5 million Nyanga retreats, painting of government buildings and hiring of cars for ministers and their functionaries.

    The Prime Minister, who lost his wife in an accident blamed on a black spot that is badly in need of resurfacing, should know just what this sort of neglect can lead to.

    90 people have so far died this month alone due to accidents on Zimbabwe's roads and this statistic is blamed largely on human error as Zimbabweans continue to drive recklessly even as they travel over pockmarked and potholed roads.

    Goche's mouthings on the corruption of the police should not be taken seriously.

    For one thing, I know for a fact that the underpaid police force are actually encouraged by the government to set up random roadblocks to rais money for salaries and other expenses towards the end of each month.

    A police highway patrol team that I engaged a few months back along the Masvingo road explained the situation to me thus:

    "We are given this Mercedes Benz (the police patrol car), with only ten litres of fuel in it and we are told to make a plan to fill up the tank and proceed with our job. We have no option but to set up these roadblocks or stand at traffic lights fining people until we get enough money to fill up the tank, and then we can go onto the highway to patrol and inspect cars and buses."

    Indeed, we can plead poverty on behalf of the government, which leads to this sort of things, but there are also many Zimbabweans facing daily poverty yet they do not turn to crime because of the poverty.

    Zimbabwean society is fundamentally sick in this respect and this Inclusive government is doing nothing to treat that sickness.


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  • "Mobile Phone Thief Cabinet Minister" Trial Starts, Chinotimba Testifies
    This is Thamsanqa Mahlangu, the MDC-Tsvangirai Youth League Chairman and Deputy of of Youth in the Inclusive Government who stands accused of stealing a US$20 mobile phone that belongs to War Veterans leader Joseph Chinotimba in Harare during the Constitutional Conference. He was in court today, where Chinotimba was testifying



    Harare, Zimbabwe, 27 August 2009


    The trial of MDC Tsvangirai Deputy Minister Thamsanqa Mahlangu started in earnest at Magistrates Court along Rotten Row Road in Harare today.

    Joseph Chinotimba, the self-styled "Commander of Land Invasions" and War Veterans Association leader, who is accusing the Deputy Minister of the theft, was the only witness to give evidence today at the court.

    During his testimony, Chinotimba (known as Chinos around Zimbabwe) was asked why he left his phone unattended when he went to get food from the buffet table at the Harare hotel where he was attending a conference with the accused Deputy Minister.

    Chinos replied that the people sitting with him at his table "were smartly dressed" and that, as a result, he had no reason to suspect that they "could be thieves".

    Chinotimba, who has also since launched a civil suit against the Deputy Minister asking for millions of US dollars that he lost as a result of missed business opportunities that he failed to conduct without his mobile phone, revealed that the use of his contract line by Mahlangu's "accomplices" landed him with only a US$35 bill from the mobile phone network he uses.

    The Deputy Minister is jointly charged with three other people, Malvern Chadamoyo, Geraldine Phiri and Patience Phiri. It is said that one of the two Phiri women is the girlfriend of the Deputy Minister and was caught in Hwange, the coal mining town after she used Chinotimba's sim card to make phone calls.

    Chinotimba made no mention of his multi-milliondollar suit against the Deputy Minister during his evidence. The fact that he admits to having been prejudiced of only US$35 as a result of the use of his phone means that the civil suit will have a torrid time in the courts when it starts.

    As I mentioned to you in the article entitled "Have You Noticed This Precedent?", another cellphone thief was sentenced two weeks ago here in Harare to 4 years in prison. If this precedent plays a part in the sentencing of the Deputy Minister, then it means that he will lose his seat in parliament and a by-election will have to be called.

    Section 45 of the Zimbabwe constitution says any legislator who is sentenced to 6 months or more in prison immediately loses his seat and a by-election will have to be called.

    Popular opinion in Zimbabwe is not in sympathy with the Deputy Minister, with most people convinced that he did steal the phone.

    Mhahlangu handed the mobile phone to his boss, the Minister of Youth from ZANU PF, Saviour Kasukuwere, after the case had been reported to the police. He is Deputy to Kasukuwere in the inclusive government.

    The trial continues tomorrow.

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